bumble-babe:

pleatedjeans:

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

I would be so happy.

bumble-babe:

pleatedjeans:

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

I would be so happy.

thesylverlining:

babebraham:

today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me

bless

"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line

jicheshire:

thestonemask:

*aggressively collects money in a video game*

*never buys anything with it*

it’s like some kind of sick security from not having real life money

it just feels so good

yaoidiot:

people who shower in under 5 minutes

  • ..
  • ..?
  • .?…??
  • how

(Source: heavysmoved)

I meant to go to bed an hour ago. I’m really bad at things.

Read. Appease books.

evilsupplyco:

When you read a physical book, when you run your fingers through the pages, the book enjoys a sensation akin to hair being played with.

As you read, the book reads you. Studies the rhythm of your heart and the aura of your soul. Quietly learning all that it can. Where you set your keys down, what you fear, the sounds you make, your secrets that keep you awake at night.

The number of people killed and consumed by books every year is woefully under reported because the media is terrified to break the story.

Read. Appease books.

"But aren’t you scared to reveal this story?" Pause before asking us that question, consider who has the ability to breathe life into them.

Some of you have overdue library books out and are looking extremely tasty.

If a friend hands you a book and whispers, as quietly as possible, “I’m so sorry please forgive me,” you have been warned.

boxoftheskyking:

I’m in love with the idea that Deaton - though he has Seen Some Shit - is only the stoic vague badass in public, and once he’s alone he has normal human reactions to things. Like, moreso than anyone else on the show. Like, once the Alphas leave with Ennis’s body he just stands there in his office going “What the fuckSeriously.”


THIS IS HANDS DOWN THE BEST COSPLAY I HAVE EVER SEEN

THIS IS HANDS DOWN THE BEST COSPLAY I HAVE EVER SEEN

(Source: racoonteurs)

vulcains:

inspired by some recent meta i read 

vulcains:

inspired by some recent meta i read 

mackllewhore:

its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.

mackllewhore:

its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Get to know the bloggers night!

beauxsbatons:

I’ll answer all questions that come in my ask box!

(Source: queenofyears)

sadspaghetti:

when you think you’ve screwed something up but it all turns out ok in the end

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daemutt:

pleasestopbeingsad:

requested by yeahwhatevurrr

I know this is silly but I like how the birds look like they’re kissing but they’re still friends like just please my aromantic self I’m sorry this is silly I am low spoons and silly rn QnQ

daemutt:

pleasestopbeingsad:

requested by yeahwhatevurrr

I know this is silly but I like how the birds look like they’re kissing but they’re still friends like just please my aromantic self I’m sorry this is silly I am low spoons and silly rn QnQ